Me: I’m like five drinks in, hurry up, Sean!
Sean: Okay first of all, let’s make sure I make it to 2018.
Update: it was me that did not make it.
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Kelly: Don’t go with Telus. Never go with Telus. They’re terrible, they’re awful people. Their families are awful. You just know.
Sinyi: No more foot-writing with permanent marker!
Me: Things you never thought you had to say.
(On her mother)
Jess: The first time my brother brought friends over, she made them do homework. He was like, “they’ll never come back now!!”
Kristina: Alright, now I need to see the hole.
Kristina: Things you wouldn’t expect to say in an office.
Conrath: You should Google Alert your own name. That’s just smartness.
Me: Intelligence.
(For White Elephant numbers)
Jenny: Does anyone have a cup?
Me: There’s a bag.
Claudia: USE my MOUTH! (goes unheard)
Me: Are you stroking my back because I’m depressed?
Sinyi: WHAT! No, because I want to! What, you thought this was for you?
Jess: So Winston and I accidentally went to a vegan convention.
Stanley: These are pretty salty. But then again, it is salt-flavoured.
