Kristina: It’s like, I love me the most. I’m the best.
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Sinyi: He’s a very kind soul.
Me: Yeah, he is!
Sinyi: He’s just…
Me: (to Cindy) She doesn’t think he’s good looking.
Sinyi: He just doesn’t exhibit the characteristics of someone who is aesthetically pleasing.
Me: (throws paper into bin) YEESSSSS! IT WENT IN!
Sanila: That’s what she said.
Ava: Kris Jenner is life.
Mojan: Such a dream job, and I didn’t have to suck a single dick to get here.
Fabienne: Chinese mushrooms, Italian mushrooms, I’m not racist. I hate them all.
Sinyi: She’ll be yelling at you. Not because she’s angry, but because she’s Chinese.
Daryl: My grandma was in Florida during Hurricane Irma.
Sinyi: Did she have fun?
Daryl:
Me: …there was a hurricane.
Kristina: My mom’s like, you need friends. And I’m like, why?
Andrew: If anyone talks shit about me, I’ll kill them.
Philip: Ohhh honey… everyone around you will be dead then.
My Friends Say Things 