Kristina: Okay but if you’re ugly, you have no choice BUT to be smart.
Author Archives: Irisa
Emily: You want to go into finance?
Me: Yeah, that’s where the money is.
Emily: Quite literally.
Me: 😀
Emily: 😀
Ivy: It smells like you farted.
Me: No, that is just Toronto.
Timmy: Oh yay! My friend’s party got cancelled, now I don’t have to go!
Dustin: I’m scared of birds, man. Once they peck your eyes out, it’s game over.
Iris: One time, I was late because Dad forgot me in the car.
Lana: So he gets all these girls. He was a banker, but now he’s in PE.
Me: PHYSICAL EDUCATION?
Everyone else: PRIVATE EQUITY.
Amanda: Sweet pickles are gross. They’re stupid pickles.
Rudder: This is probably the most chestnut-ty food I’ve ever tasted, including chestnuts.
Sinyi: I’ve likened you to an incredibly talented cat before.
