Andrew: Your part is so good, I hate it.
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Sinyi: We are very similar. In a very different way.
Me: That’s not what similar means.
Sinyi: HUEHUEHUEHUE
Mojan: In the words of Cardi B, I won’t let these hoes bother me.
Enya: I saw an ad that says to man up and get your flu shot. What does gender have to do with that?
Emily: Yeah, of course, that doesn’t change your gender.
Jeff: I went to college for radio. If you did your assignments drunk, you got a better mark.
Kevin: Ever think it’s called sand because it’s between land and sea?
Sinyi: I struggle with subtraction.
Me: (in a small voice) But you’re an accountant…
Andrew: Let me show you his dick pics.
Me: I don’t want to see his dick pics.
Andrew: Oh, you’re going to see his dick pics.
Hani: I’m going to get coffee, want to come with?
Kristina: Noooooo
Hani: Well then, you should.
Fabienne: I thought we were dead. I was like, “game over guys, we’re dead.” And they were high out of their minds and super happy and I was like, “you guys shouldn’t be laughing, we’re dead now.”
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