Kristina: Alright, now I need to see the hole.
Kristina: Things you wouldn’t expect to say in an office.
Author Archives: Irisa
Conrath: You should Google Alert your own name. That’s just smartness.
Me: Intelligence.
(For White Elephant numbers)
Jenny: Does anyone have a cup?
Me: There’s a bag.
Claudia: USE my MOUTH! (goes unheard)
Me: Are you stroking my back because I’m depressed?
Sinyi: WHAT! No, because I want to! What, you thought this was for you?
Jess: So Winston and I accidentally went to a vegan convention.
Stanley: These are pretty salty. But then again, it is salt-flavoured.
Mojan: She’s lazy and condescending, which is my least favourite combo.
Ryan: Hmb means Hold My Beer.
Sinyi: How often do you need to say that?
Ryan: You’ve never been to the south.
Me: What about veg?
Dustin: I can’t eat my food’s food, Irisa. My food needs it to grow.
Conrath: Why don’t you just drink your coffee black?
Me: BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF.
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