Lauren: Tell him to put up or shut up.
Author Archives: Irisa
Livie: I just want to decapitate you and put you on my body.
Kristina: Can we…like.. talk about for a second, how I’m on the clearance section of electronics at Walmart and there are rubber bands listed? It is literally the tenth item.
Kelly M: SO like, hilarious story about wheelchairs….
Marguerite: Oh god.
David: You need to come now. Alvin never begs. He’s a top.
Timmy: How can a man be a manslut? Oh wait, I get it now.
Henry: Okay, one sec. We will continue this conversation after I shower. I’m covered in ceramic dust and tofu bits.
Me: 😐 Okay. Yes, go shower.
Henry: Don’t worry.
Me: I don’t wanna know what you’ve done.
Henry: It wasn’t anything kinky.
Henry: High key fetish.
Me: Low key disturbed.
Andy H: I can’t tie my shoe because I have a Melona in my hand.
Sinyi: Well, that’s not my problem, now is it?
Kristina: When I have my inevitable stroke from this place, Irisa, don’t phone anyone. Just let me die under my desk.
Rui: She got a pimple for the first time. I told her not to eat too many cake pops and the bitch did.
