Quyen: My mom thought I got plastic surgery on my face, but I just lost weight. She saw me and was like, “did you get your cheeks done?” I was like, “Mom no. I’m a broke-ass student. I just lost weight.”
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: (sings)
Ivy: Stop, you’re actually hurting me.
Sinyi: Oh, what did you get your second degree in?
Jerry: Eh, does it really matter?
Eva: Good answer, because it doesn’t do shit.
Me: Well, you bring up a good point.
Kristina: Well, I’m super smart, Irisa.
Kristina: You’re welcome.
Sinyi: Are you ready to sweat your balls off?
Rudder: Not the words I needed to hear right now.
(On New Year’s Resolutions)
Sanila: I keep mine very realistic. Like, “don’t lose the same bobby pins for at least two weeks.” And look, I didn’t lose them! They’re still the same ones!
Me: I’m like five drinks in, hurry up, Sean!
Sean: Okay first of all, let’s make sure I make it to 2018.
Update: it was me that did not make it.
Kelly: Don’t go with Telus. Never go with Telus. They’re terrible, they’re awful people. Their families are awful. You just know.
Sinyi: No more foot-writing with permanent marker!
Me: Things you never thought you had to say.
(On her mother)
Jess: The first time my brother brought friends over, she made them do homework. He was like, “they’ll never come back now!!”
My Friends Say Things 