Me: My chair almost rolled away as I was trying to sit in it.
Kristina: I would have laughed at you.
Me: I wouldn’t blame you.
Kristina: I just can’t, I’m not good at compassion.
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Mojan: I like that you can scroll through your camera roll and not be afraid to see your ******** because I can’t.
Timmy: Wait so what is this about exfoliating? Do I not just grab a body shaver and just shave it off?
Me: I saw a taco costume.
Daryl: Going barhopping. Needs to be lightweight. And I ain’t a vagina.
Callie: What are you doing?
Me: I’m scootching over!
Callie: It looks like you’re doing body rolls against the table.
Sanila: Millenial insight is a beautiful thing.
Ava: I don’t know, I could do without the influencers.
Me: You can’t stop me!!!!!
Sinyi: I’m not going to.
Enya: Does anyone want to maybe get dinner/drinks with me tonight?
Me: Omg girl, I’m down for Wednesday/Thursday if you are!
Lauren: In for Thursday.
Amy: Prollllly gonna come just to throw eggs at you guys (some will be hard boiled and some will be raw just to keep it exciting.) Also D for Thursday coming to the area anyways
Me: I’m thankful for you.
Ivy: THANKS!! I’m thankful for me too!!!!
Callie: Cleo is the best candidate to harass because she’s so rude, so she deserves it.
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