Me: Oh yeah, the Dow was down.
Fabienne: “Dow” is more than halfway to “down”, why is everyone surprised?
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Dustin: Waterloo has taught me two things: 1. the fear of dying and 2. how to pack my life into a sedan.
Ying: Is he a new friend? Also, is he rich?
Fabienne: She made eye contact with me and it was definitely gay eye contact. But I was like, I’m not here to be gay right now, I’m here to learn.
Me: I’ve never heard “drop that ass on the floor” sung so melodically.
Andy: Romance has never been more alive.
Jenny: So, like, horoscopes have replaced organized religion.
Kelly M: I texted Hannah and I was like, “omg, I think I’m dying.” And then she was like, “omg, this works perfectly because I was gonna have breakfast and I don’t have turkey bacon, so now I can use your’s!”
Becca: I would be so pissed too if I was there.
Becca: Oh wait, I was there.
Herman: My girlfriend’s name is Tiffany.
Will: You’re totally HER-MAN.
Norman: I have visitors over but I really don’t wanna say hi and I really really need to poo.
