Sinyi: I have a folder called “hilarious photos of Irisa” and one of the photos is just titled, “LOL”.
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(Wailing in background)
Me: Do you hear that child?
Becca: That’s a CHILD?!?!? It sounds like iron being scraped against concrete.
Kevin: You can’t be needy and destructive at the same time.
Ivy: They’re synonymous.
Me: Oooooooh mic drop.
Anviksha: Trust gems like you to find gems like that.
Kristina: Did you know, when pigeons eat rice, they explode? That’s why you shouldn’t throw rice at weddings.
Me: (shocked silence)
Kristina: It’s true.
Me: Why would I get fake married? I don’t even want to be real married!
Steph: THAT’S WHY!!!
Emily: You know, I’m not worried about his penis.
Lauren: I think you might. I think you might.
Fabienne: At first I was scared because I was like, “oh no, white man, no do that!!” but then I was like, “ohhh, white man do good”.
Sanila: Why are you gyrating?
Kelly: You can’t fix loss.
My Friends Say Things 