Rui: Look at you, movin’ on up in life. The most I got from a dude was investing advice.
Author Archives: Irisa
(candles sparking and refusing to be blown out)
Me: These candles won’t die.
Becca: What happens when they die?
Sanila: We die.
(eating hummus)
Flora: Hummy hummy in my TUMMY!!!
Chris: Goddamn, gurl.
Chris: Gurl with a U so you can infer my tone.
Dustin: If I get roofied, take me home and do nothing to my body.
(Car zooms by aggressively)
Sinyi: So, how small’s his dick?
Me: Wow Kaili, you’re going to live forever!
Kaili: Fuck.
Cindy: We lost our money in a canyon. We went cliff-jumping and mid-air, Mian just let go off the money.
Me: It says “entrepreneur” so I think it means he’s unemployed.
Daryl: YEP.
Ivy: A girl just brought a pizza as her carry-on.
