Me: What’s with everyone getting joint replacements?
Kaili: ‘Tis the season!
Kaili: Sun’s out, joints out.
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Kristina: I don’t know. It’s hard out there for a pimp.
Flora: WE’RE NOT ASSHOLES! Okay maybe a little bit, but not like COMPLETE assholes!
Me: We ride together, we DIE together!
Jenn: (suddenly gets attacked by tree)
Me: Shit, Jenn, no not now!!
Andy: Not all the problems in the world are yours to bear.
Anu: I met a white guy that smelled like curry and I was very confused.
Henry: (taking photo) Your eyes are closed.
Dustin: No, trust me, they’re open.
Kaili: (jokingly) I’ve been in prison before and I’m not afraid to go back.
Kaili: Actually, that’s not entirely untrue.
Me: Yeah, and then maybe I’ll trick some dude into marrying and providing for me. Then I just won’t move anymore.
Kristina: Hearing you say these things make me so proud. I know we haven’t known each other that long, but I feel like I’ve had a good influence on you.
Timmy: (cuts open bell pepper) How can something so beautiful on the outside be so ugly on the inside?
