Amanda: Fuck, I forgot about the smelly nerds.
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Ethan: This is oddly sweet.
Me: It’s a sweet potato..
Andy T: I’m anti-vegan. Vegans shouldn’t be eating d*** or c*** because it’s meat.
Mom: And don’t leave any money lying around.
Me: Mom, I don’t have any money.
Mom: That’s why I texted you last night. I was worried that the wind storm blew you away.
Becca: He’s like a persistent pimple that you think has gone away but keeps coming back in different locations.
Anviksha: Please don’t be troubled by these clowns.
Kristina: Once you turn 26, your life is over.
Linda: Wednesdays are family swim at my pool. This means screaming children and suspiciously warm water in the shallow end.
Dustin: It’s times like this where I wish I didn’t give up my future in basketball to pursue dreams of coding.
My Friends Say Things 