Sanila: Your makeup looks too cute to cry right now.
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Wendy: I have mini meltdowns all the time. I have to wonder if it’s PMS and it usually isn’t.
Me: Yeah, so many people are getting engaged!
Amanda: Yeah, I know and I’m like, “what’s wrong with you?”
Rui: Yeah, we’re just here doing like a sketchy Kijiji deal and it’s supposed to look like I’m monitoring things and umm… Hmm… Oh okay. So nobody’s pulled out a knife yet so we. Are. Oh. Kay.
Ethan: You’ll like Gouryella.
Me: Like Coachella but gory?
Ethan: ……………………………………………………………………………………no.
Kristina: OW!
Me: Hmmm?
Kristina: Oh nothing, just old age.
Me: (sings)
Me: You know what song I was singing?
Dad: That was singing?
Me: It goes backwards too!
Lauren: I only go forward.
Andy T: That’s why I’m selective with this type of shit cause I don’t know who be hoeing with whom.
Anonymous: I literally have to strange him because he’s so loud. It’s kind of a turn-off but it helps me last longer.
My Friends Say Things 