Me: Wait, am I really that weird?
Henry: Well, you’re not normal, let’s just say that.
Author Archives: Irisa
Jess: Oh ma GAWD, I’m ordering that too guuuuuurl!!
Me: I told you what I was ordering!
Jess: Oh WHAT! Oh sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was just like, “oh ya ya”.
Amy: When you wake up with fake lashes stuck to your hair but you didn’t wear any out.
Me: I’m taking you down a path of certainty.
Sinyi: …that was creepy. What are you, an old hag from a video game?
Me: Guys, don’t die!
Amanda: LIKE WE HAVE CONTROL OVER THAT!
Jenn: She fell down the stairs and broke a shoe rack with her face and that’s how she got the name “Shoe Rack”.
Jorielle: Take a shot every time Irisa asks, “anybody want rosé?”
(working on a project)
Me: Would the Loblaws bread price-fixing scandal be relevant to us?
Andy T: You’re just interested ’cause it’s related to bread.
Me: Well if anything, we can bullshit our way out.
Jen F: We did it for eight months!
Emily: I’ve only ever been in two car accidents and I caused both of them.
