Daryl: So that’s it?
Me: Yeah, I said it was nothing bad though!
Daryl: Yeah well, when you say “emotional rollercoaster”, it doesn’t scream fun.
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Claudia: LICK IT. LICK THE MEAT.
Kristina: Oh my god, I was lazy and it worked.
Me: I’m so happy for you!
Kristina: Yeah, this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Anyway, I think that’s enough work for today.
Elil: Michael, can you NOT talk to me when your hair is so disheveled?
Jenny: Yeah, you’re high maintenance.
Flora: Just ’cause I take a shit all the time!
Rui: The guy I’ve been curving for the past month has been like, “so what are we” and I’m like I don’t know, how do you spell that?
Me: My instructor posted my submissions as examples again to show the class! My heart could actually burst.
Isaac: Happened to me once. As an example of what not to do. LOL.
Ethan: So if I called your brother a little shit, would you be mad?
Sinyi: ……………no….
Ethan: Can I meet your brother?
Sinyi: We’re so weird, why do we have friends?
Me: Okay, let’s.
Timmy: Let’s. Potato chips.
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