Me: I’m taking you down a path of certainty.
Sinyi: …that was creepy. What are you, an old hag from a video game?
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: Guys, don’t die!
Amanda: LIKE WE HAVE CONTROL OVER THAT!
Jenn: She fell down the stairs and broke a shoe rack with her face and that’s how she got the name “Shoe Rack”.
Jorielle: Take a shot every time Irisa asks, “anybody want rosé?”
(working on a project)
Me: Would the Loblaws bread price-fixing scandal be relevant to us?
Andy T: You’re just interested ’cause it’s related to bread.
Me: Well if anything, we can bullshit our way out.
Jen F: We did it for eight months!
Emily: I’ve only ever been in two car accidents and I caused both of them.
Me: Did I fart or did you fart?
Sinyi: You did.
Becca: Good morning to everyone except these two pimples on my face.
Sanila: So we sat in the wrong Uber. He was this Asian dude and I was like, “that is not Djitinder.”
Sanila: I asked him if he was Djitinder and he was like, “ya”. He was not.
