Me: Did I fart or did you fart?
Sinyi: You did.
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Becca: Good morning to everyone except these two pimples on my face.
Sanila: So we sat in the wrong Uber. He was this Asian dude and I was like, “that is not Djitinder.”
Sanila: I asked him if he was Djitinder and he was like, “ya”. He was not.
Me: It became about toilets, so it’s okay.
Lauren: Classic.
Me: I was throwing my lemon in the air and it flew onto my desk phone and dialed some random number while [boss’s name] was walking by.
Kaili: That’s the problem with citrus. Always causing problems.
(planning a champagne shower for Fabienne)
Me: Would she mind that it’s sticky as fuck?
Jenny: She needs to shower more often anyway.
Flora: Agreed.
Claudia: As is tradition, Mike will be making some kind of punch that few will enjoy, but otherwise it’ll be BYOB.
Me: What! Where are you going? Aren’t you going to stay for Wine Friday?
My boss: It’s Wine Everyday.
Me: Mom……………..
Mom: What? What happened?! Did you slip and fall again?
Kristina: Me and Trixie have the same sense of humour. It’s concerning, but also kinda nice.
