Irisa

Me: It became about toilets, so it’s okay.

Lauren: Classic.

Me: I was throwing my lemon in the air and it flew onto my desk phone and dialed some random number while [boss’s name] was walking by.

Kaili: That’s the problem with citrus. Always causing problems.

(planning a champagne shower for Fabienne)

Me: Would she mind that it’s sticky as fuck?

Jenny: She needs to shower more often anyway.

Flora: Agreed.

Claudia: As is tradition, Mike will be making some kind of punch that few will enjoy, but otherwise it’ll be BYOB.

Me: What! Where are you going? Aren’t you going to stay for Wine Friday?

My boss: It’s Wine Everyday.

Me: Mom……………..

Mom: What? What happened?! Did you slip and fall again?

Kristina: Me and Trixie have the same sense of humour. It’s concerning, but also kinda nice.

Kaili: Keep snacks at your desk or you become snack.

Me: Don’t look at me like that, you’re just as crazy as me.

Rebecca: I CAN STILL JUUUUUDGE.

Amanda: Oh yeah, I love Sims.

Marguerite: Oh yeeeeessssssss, I loved killing them.

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