Andy T: There’s a corgi that hangs around here sometimes that I like to see.
Me: Is that why you brought me here?
Author Archives: Irisa
Me:
Ivy: Shut up.
Me: You’re the comeback kid.
Mojan: I definitely get a lot of c** on my back.
Me: Jesus.
Mojan: I’m sorry.
Rui: Look at you, movin’ on up in life. The most I got from a dude was investing advice.
(candles sparking and refusing to be blown out)
Me: These candles won’t die.
Becca: What happens when they die?
Sanila: We die.
(eating hummus)
Flora: Hummy hummy in my TUMMY!!!
Chris: Goddamn, gurl.
Chris: Gurl with a U so you can infer my tone.
Dustin: If I get roofied, take me home and do nothing to my body.
(Car zooms by aggressively)
Sinyi: So, how small’s his dick?
Me: Wow Kaili, you’re going to live forever!
Kaili: Fuck.
