Me: I’ll be back for you, my dear. (blows kiss)
Yung $ammi: I’m not making that mistake again, I know you’re talking to your food.
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(at a Sobey’s)
Me: Why is the bread refrigerated?
Andy: Omg I’m shook, what is this place? Like actually.
(looking at Zara sale)
Me: We could go in store, but it might be chaos because it’s the first day.
Yung $ammi: I can work with chaos.
Kristina: If aliens were to come down to earth, I would show them Vanderpump Rules for them to learn about us.
Me: This wine is nice, what is it?
Timmy: It’s red wine.
Chris: My parents grounded me once because I bought too many Captain Underpants books at the Scholastic book fair.
Me: How good are you at beer pong?
Andrew: Uhhhhh, YEP. You?
Fabienne: By the way, this is the straight one (points at me). She cries.
Me: Can you believe it’s almost July?
Kaili: STOP! Don’t say that. That means it’s almost Christmas.
(on spikeball)
Me: Do people just have a mini trampoline handy?
Chris: No, you have to buy the trampoline specifically for this game. White people just don’t have this shit laying around.
