Jenn: She fell down the stairs and broke a shoe rack with her face and that’s how she got the name “Shoe Rack”.
Author Archives: Irisa
Jorielle: Take a shot every time Irisa asks, “anybody want rosé?”
(working on a project)
Me: Would the Loblaws bread price-fixing scandal be relevant to us?
Andy T: You’re just interested ’cause it’s related to bread.
Me: Well if anything, we can bullshit our way out.
Jen F: We did it for eight months!
Emily: I’ve only ever been in two car accidents and I caused both of them.
Me: Did I fart or did you fart?
Sinyi: You did.
Becca: Good morning to everyone except these two pimples on my face.
Sanila: So we sat in the wrong Uber. He was this Asian dude and I was like, “that is not Djitinder.”
Sanila: I asked him if he was Djitinder and he was like, “ya”. He was not.
Me: It became about toilets, so it’s okay.
Lauren: Classic.
Me: I was throwing my lemon in the air and it flew onto my desk phone and dialed some random number while [boss’s name] was walking by.
Kaili: That’s the problem with citrus. Always causing problems.
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