Iris: You know what makes me sad? Alaska. People live there, you know.
Author Archives: Irisa
Chris: Your skin looks like porcelain. You look like a sexy bathtub.
Me: Oh my good gravy.
Kaili: Son of a biscuit.
Dustin: In grade six, I tried to grow out my nails so I could use them as weapons.
Yung $ammi: My mom just texted me and said, “hi, happy Friday!” and I’m like mom, it’s Thursday.
Rui: You’ll find love.
Me: And you will too! You found love with me!
Rui: Okay, first of all, I like someone else.
Me: I feel so unsure.
Kristina: Yeah?
Me: As I take your hand.
Me: And lead you to the dance floor.
Kristina: Get out.
Yung $ammi: Okay, I have my two fun facts.
Me: Are they fun?
Yung $ammi: No.
(on Dairy Queen)
Kaili: I feel like it’s so processed, it’s not even dairy anymore. It’s like whipped surprise of who-knows-what.
Chris: How was that shirt $800? What was the brand again? Macchiato?
Me: Moschino.
Chris: Mosquito?
