Timmy: And he was messaging EVERYONE.
Lil Stevie: What if I did that, Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah but I know you’re crazy.
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(Independent Women playing on speakers)
Rui: This would be your anthem.
Me: It IS!!
Rui: I’m more of a “Cater 2 U” kinda girl.
Dad: I don’t care what you do, as long as you don’t do bad things. It’s your life.
Yung $ammi: This isn’t a goodbye, this is a “I’ll Instagram DM you later”.
Kaili: Usually, we flail until our problems go away.
Mojan: You can’t call it big d*ck energy when you can see his d*ck and it’s big.
Me: Guys are just dumb sometimes.
Sabrina: Eh, no. Not sometimes. Always.
Me: Well, cauliflower is on sale, 3 for $5 so you know what I’m going to be doing after work.
Yung $ammi: Wow, your life is so riveting.
Catherine: What’s 3 x 18?
Both: (looks at me)
Brittany: Why did we both look at you?
Me: 54
Me: It’s fine, you assumed correctly.
Me: Sometimes I wonder if everything will be alright.
Andrew: Yeah, sometimes I just want to join the circus.
