Mojan: (shows me a photo of a man)
Me: (looks up and frowns)
Mojan: Come ON! He’s AT LEAST a 7!
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Sinyi: Being happy is so much better than not being happy!
Yung $ammi: So I’m looking up fun facts and this one’s like, “my grandma’s a goth.” Like what? Who cares?
Timmy: And he was messaging EVERYONE.
Lil Stevie: What if I did that, Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah but I know you’re crazy.
(Independent Women playing on speakers)
Rui: This would be your anthem.
Me: It IS!!
Rui: I’m more of a “Cater 2 U” kinda girl.
Dad: I don’t care what you do, as long as you don’t do bad things. It’s your life.
Yung $ammi: This isn’t a goodbye, this is a “I’ll Instagram DM you later”.
Kaili: Usually, we flail until our problems go away.
Mojan: You can’t call it big d*ck energy when you can see his d*ck and it’s big.
Me: Guys are just dumb sometimes.
Sabrina: Eh, no. Not sometimes. Always.
