Shawn: Big things come in small packages!!
Andy: I think it’s good things…?
Tag Archives: Misc
(At an ice rink)
Girl 1: …but he’s married?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is right NOW.
Guy at party: You know who’s headlining, right? Imagine Dragons, so you know it’s going to be bad.
Barista: (hands coffees over counter) So, I’m incredibly stupid and new here so I switched up the sizes.
Me: Oh my god, don’t call yourself stupid, you’re just new!
Barista: Oh it’s like a self-deprecating comedic thing I do, it’s, like, my personality.
Me: Can I tell you something?
My Therapist: What? Yeah, of course.
Me: Oh yeah, sorry.
Random dude 1 on street: Dude, I wanna go out in Vancouver, I’ve never been—
Random dude 2: No, you don’t.
Me: So what did you think of the election?
Uber driver: I don’t follow them, they are all corruption.
Siri: Sorry, I didn’t understand that.
Uber driver: See? No one understands!
Drunk Girl at Party: You’re my favourite person, Irina!!
Me: IRISA!
Random Dude: Whoa, I thought that shirt you’re holding was a dog.
Me: It is. (wiggles sweater) Woof woof.
Me: (continues walking)
Random Dude: Jenny, come back.
Anon: He texted me, “WYD TN” on Friday and I was like, “YOU, WHAT TIME?”
My Friends Say Things 