Drunk Girl at Party: You’re my favourite person, Irina!!
Me: IRISA!
Tag Archives: Misc
Random Dude: Whoa, I thought that shirt you’re holding was a dog.
Me: It is. (wiggles sweater) Woof woof.
Me: (continues walking)
Random Dude: Jenny, come back.
Anon: He texted me, “WYD TN” on Friday and I was like, “YOU, WHAT TIME?”
Salon Assistant: (washing my hair and discussing life) …if we perish, we perish.
Me: Dayum… the words of a 21-year-old.
Homeless man: (yelling) YO, PITBULL’S SICK! He’s not dead!!!
Anthony: Why are you working so hard still?
Restaurant Owner: I want money. I like money. No money, no honey, okay?
Uber driver: (rolls down window and shouts at neighbouring car) My music is better!
Random girl: Um, I don’t want you guys to be mad at me, but I’m pretty drunk right now.
(Lining up for pizza)
Man in Car: (shouts) ALL THIS FOR PIZZA?
Line: Yeah.
Man in Car: HOW MUCH?
Line: $3.
Man in Car:
Man in Car: ……..oh fuck, pull over, pull over.
Random Guy in Elevator: Cool pants.
Me: Thanks, they were $14. And they have pockets!
Random Guy in Elevator: Sweet.
