Me: I once found him off a simple detail he mentioned on Hinge.
Fabienne: Abolish the police, let Irisa replace the entire Investigations unit.
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Fabienne: So we make fun of her.
Me: Oh, that is so mean.
Fabienne: Yeah, but she is Asian and has dreadlocks.
Me: Oh I see, enough said.
Fabienne: Walk to DUFFERIN?
Me: It’s walkable.
Fabienne: Everything’s walkable if you want to die.
Fabienne: (shows me pics on Tinder)
Me: OHHH, okay! She cuuuute.
Random Dude: (entering elevator as we exit) Yeah?
Us: Yeaaahhhhh!
(On a video call)
Fabienne: Is that a filter? Please tell me that’s a filter. Or is that how you look now?
(On video call during quarantine)
Me: Oh yeah, I’ve just been dissociating a lot.
Fabienne: Even over video chat?
Me:
Fabienne: …come back…
Fabienne: Why is it so hard to finish books? Like literally, right now, the book I’m reading is on why it’s so hard to finish books.
Fabienne: Hmm, I don’t know. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I also don’t want to give them anything.
Fabienne: Silicon Valley is too much. Everyone is smart and on a hoverboard.
Me: (dances and hurts neck)
Fabienne: You’re not Jenny Yang.
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