Fab: The writing was really bad.

Me: Yeah.

Fab: Too bad she’s a writer.

Me: He was so weird. He’s an aquarius.

Fab: Ohhhh yeah. Yeah yeah. You should’ve led with that. Air signs, man.

Fab: So I accidentally went to a strip club.

Me: Did you like it?

Fab: It was good! It was cute.

Me: That taco place we wanted to check out is apparently closed due to a family emergency.

Fab: During Pride? That’s homophobic.

Fab: My tv isn’t even mounted yet, how am I supposed to have a partner?!?

Fab: I am the alpha now.

Fab: Wait no, that’s not right.

Fab: I am the captain now.

Fabienne: I used to think people named Vivienne were knock-offs of me.

Me: Wait, don’t you drink metamucil?

Fab: I used to…. Be interested in it…

Fab: Did you say Ted Talk or Tiktok?

Me: I think we both know which one I’m talking about.