Dustin: You’ll think about this on a night when there’s nothing to do and think it’s a pretty good idea. Better than dyeing your hair—
Fab: Hey.
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Me: I farted so loudly the other day, Google Meet asked me if I wanted to go off mute.
Dustin: AI thinks farting is talking, jobs still safe.
Dustin: Is he quiet quitting?
Andy: Seems pretty loud to me.
Dustin: My brain’s so empty right now.
Me: Oh my god, what’s that like?
Dustin: Uhhhhhhh…
Dustin: Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.
Becca: Maybe it’s weaponized incompetence.
Dustin: He’s so stupid it went back to malice.
Becca: Oh, it’s in [New] Jersey.
Dustin: Oh, ew.
Dustin: Ok, just me or have you also seen reels on IG promoting Afghanistan tourism?
Me: It was a thought exercise in, “If i were to even have a kid, would I get along with them?”
Dustin: Literally a fuck around and find out situation.
Dustin: Noooo, not the vape! It’s so gen z and middle-aged at the same time. Schrodinger’s vape.
Dustin: I love 50 Cent, he’s a professional hater.
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