Me: Is this music?
Becca: To a grocery store, it is.
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(On Physical 100)
Me: We were watching him, he’s the olympian.
Andy: Is he any good?
Me and Becca: He won gold.
Andy: Oh, that’s not bad.
Me: Oh, I need to give you my new address. Wait—
Becca: We live together.
Me: Wow, you make me feel like anything is possible.
Becca: It’s IKEA.
Dustin: And she went to a party and Leo DiCaprio was there.
Becca: How old is she?
Dustin: 26.
Me and Becca: Ooh.
Becca: Do you remember her being there?
Me: Oh, I don’t know… I was too busy not having a developed pre-frontal cortex.
Becca: I feel like I’m going to be constipated anyway.
Me: It’s okay, we’re all constipated spiritually.
Becca: This is true.
Me: Is that Criss Angel?
Rebecca: Is that what Criss Angel looks like?
Me: No.
Becca: There’s no way they’re called Hoobastank, did you make that up?
Me: I’m about to blow your mind.
(Watching Love is Blind)
Andy: He looks like he is in huge gambling debt.
Becca: Oh yes, I can see that.
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