Becca: The earth is round?
Keith: No…
Gurjant: You believe in the earth?
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Me: I wish you could come with us, but I guess some would call that codependency.
Becca: Isn’t this your honeymoon?
Me: Yeah.
Becca: I think everyone’s closed for labour day weekend.
Sanila: It’s not labour day yet! Keep labouring!
Me: Mission Impossible? How is he still alive? These missions are impossible.
Becca: I’m starting to think they might be possible.
Becca: This is like how you accidentally became Buddhist.
Callie: I love hot dogs.
Becca: And they love you.
Callie: They couldn’t possibly. I eat them.
(watching croquet)
Becca: This is just stupid golf.
Becca: How good could a smoothie be?
Don: It’s so good! Hailey put her whole Hail-ussy in it.
Dustin: Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.
Becca: Maybe it’s weaponized incompetence.
Dustin: He’s so stupid it went back to malice.
Becca: Didn’t it happen in the summer?
Me: NINE eleven.
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