Becca: The glizzies here are kinda overrated. In fact, they’re even really glizzies. You know?

Becca: I’ve never heard that song before. I’m the first of my bloodline.

Becca: I was gonna be Pitbull but it’s too hard to get a bald cap these days.

Becca: (pushing luggage trolley) Oh, this is all wheel drive, nice.

Becca: What is this?

Me: It’s like a jelly thing.

Becca: Oh, it’s just for enjoyment? Nah.

Becca: You know what this girl reminds me of? Canva.

Me: As a whole?

Me: I wish you could come with us, but I guess some would call that codependency.

Becca: Isn’t this your honeymoon?

Me: Yeah.

Me: Mission Impossible? How is he still alive? These missions are impossible.

Becca: I’m starting to think they might be possible.