Becca: After you left, he tried to make a move on me and I was like, okay bedtime!

Me: Do you see anyone you’re interested in?

Becca: …

Becca: I’m gonna have another cookie, that’s what I’m interested in.

Me: Oh I know why I’m in pain now, I was doing the Rasputin last night.

Becca: What the fuck? When was this?

Becca: He was like, I’ve never had a bad interaction with anyone before, and I was like wow, check your privilege.

Becca: The glizzies here are kinda overrated. In fact, they’re even really glizzies. You know?

Becca: I’ve never heard that song before. I’m the first of my bloodline.

Becca: I was gonna be Pitbull but it’s too hard to get a bald cap these days.

Becca: (pushing luggage trolley) Oh, this is all wheel drive, nice.

Becca: What is this?

Me: It’s like a jelly thing.

Becca: Oh, it’s just for enjoyment? Nah.

Becca: You know what this girl reminds me of? Canva.

Me: As a whole?