Andy: Have you met Ed’s friend?

Yvonne: They all look the same except for Gurjant.

Me: Anthony Davis. Is that the one with the eyebrows?

Andy: Yes. It’s insane that THAT is what you know.

Andy: I think we’ll get through it. I don’t know if mentally we’ll be the same people afterwards but we’ll figure it out.

Andy: I guess that IS the motto of science… fuck around and find out. But it’s very important that you do the finding out.

Andy: I don’t see colour.

Me: I know. You can’t.

Andy: There’s a horchata flavour with pineapple.

Me: Sounds like gentrification.

Andy: Not inherently a bad thing.

Me: (stares)

Andy: I said what I said.

Me: This week kicked my ass.

Andy: It’s okay, you have a beautiful ass.

Me: We’re not getting any younger, you know?

Andy: Did you know nobody is?