Scott: What if I become a facist China pusher?
Andy: I don’t think your Mandarin is good enough.
Scott: I just have to be an operative and listening to the english.
Qiqi: I don’t think your english is good enough either.
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Andy: Minus all the pointing and the yelling, I’m on your side.
Me: Yeah, you’re a gemini rising.
Scott: Double gemini…
Andy: That’s four people!
(chefs reveal disgusting dish on TV)
Andy: What is this obelisk of human arrogance?
(playing Overcooked)
Child: Who is cutting onions and LEAVING THEM THERE?
Chris: I’M SORRY!
Andy: This guy manages Gmail, by the way.
Chris: This? What is this? This is the list of ingredients for the cake? Sounds like a bowl of oatmeal!
Andy: You don’t get any now.
Chris: That might be okay.
Me: Why didn’t you guess tuba?
Scott: Tuba’s wack.
Andy: Ed plays tuba.
Me: Was my wedding hair giving Amish man sideburns?
Andy: I’m not going to entertain this conversation.
Me: What did you just say?
Andy: I’m going to soul-read your LLM.
(gets banned on Instagram)
Andy: I’m going to be so productive now. Finally gonna put up that shelf by the coffee nook.
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