Me: Why didn’t you guess tuba?
Scott: Tuba’s wack.
Andy: Ed plays tuba.
Me: Why didn’t you guess tuba?
Scott: Tuba’s wack.
Andy: Ed plays tuba.
Me: Was my wedding hair giving Amish man sideburns?
Andy: I’m not going to entertain this conversation.
Me: What did you just say?
Andy: I’m going to soul-read your LLM.
(gets banned on Instagram)
Andy: I’m going to be so productive now. Finally gonna put up that shelf by the coffee nook.
Dilsher: Have you guys seen Ginny and Georgia?
Andy: Is it good?
Dilsher: No.
Andy: Do you listen to something when you run?
Cass: Yeah, I’m not a psychopath.
Andy: You can only be nurtured so much. Sometimes you just get natured.
Me: Are you okay?
Andy: (kicks beanbag chair repeatedly)
Me: I’m gonna take that as a no.
Andy: What’s your favourite large language model, Muffin?
Muffin: Mrrrmmmm.
Scott: Square bingo. I’m learning so much.
Andy: All bingo is square.