Becca: Do you remember her being there?
Me: Oh, I don’t know… I was too busy not having a developed pre-frontal cortex.
Deshi: He’s separated from his wife and they coparent their cat.
Me: I knew that was gonna be an animal and not a child.
Iris: Yeah, someone just messaged me and wrote happy holidays.
Me: Who still does that?
Kevin: Oh sorry, that was me.
Me: Is that coffee?
Andy: That is Tim Hortons… drink. I wouldn’t call it coffee.
Scott: If anything, this is the most accurate bean soup.
Qiqi: Oh yeah, she REALLY likes them bananas.
Wesley: …this is a kids’ show, Qiqi…
Shawn: Big things come in small packages!!
Andy: I think it’s good things…?
Ngai: I broke a nail.
Me: Are you okay?
Ngai: Not anymore…
(At an ice rink)
Girl 1: …but he’s married?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is right NOW.
Deshi: And like… He listens to indie music.
Me: Like Bon Iver?
Deshi: Deeper.
Me: Damn.
Becca: I feel like I’m going to be constipated anyway.
Me: It’s okay, we’re all constipated spiritually.
Becca: This is true.
My Friends Say Things 