Yi: Toronto mans be like, “I know a spot,” and it’s Terroni.
Me: Oh yeah, how are your loud neighbours?
Fab: Did I tell you about the piss disk?
Andy: Yeah Alvin, if you didn’t get stomach-pumped, they wouldn’t be getting married right now.
Fab: Is she a Taurus?
Reb’s Boyfriend: No, she’s Cambodian.
Me: What’s the worst material to make a toilet with?
Me: Paper. Hay.
Becca: Bread… Bread.
Andy: If humans could change colours, there would be no racism.
Andy: Don’t put that on your blog.
Andy: So, I don’t know if this is true because I heard it from Family Guy…
Me: So he’s still not working?
Eric: Yeah, but in his defence, he’s really good at DJ-ing.
(Showing us her closet storage system)
Jenn: This is the way I must be.
Me: She’s a Virgo.
Becca: I see.
Qiqi: Let’s just say I know what I’m going to do on my turn.
Phil: (panicked) What are you going to do? What do you know? YOU DON’T KNOW THAT MUCH!
My Friends Say Things 