Me: I haven’t seen you guys in years!
Steve: Yeah, did you know there was a pandemic?
Andy: I guess that IS the motto of science… fuck around and find out. But it’s very important that you do the finding out.
Groom: Alright, your girlfriend’s fucking weird. (turns to me) I’ve seen your blog, by the way. (runs away)
Andy: It just looks like a poorly designer building. They wasted a lot of space.
Christina: It’s very top-heavy, like most management.
Sanila: The Greek mythology one, that’s the best one.
Me: Did she… kill people?
Dilsher: Yes.
Becca: It’s called ASSASSIN’S Creed.
Me: Do you love it?
Christina: (holding and petting an alpaca doll)
Andy: It looks like you love it.
Christina: I don’t love anything.
Christina’s boyfriend: Okay.
Iris: Is he okay?
Geoff: Well, he collects Funko Pops—
Kevin: Then he’s NOT okay.
Sinyi: It’s an apple farm. And a raspberry farm. And a blackberry—
Jessie: It’s a farm.
Andy: I don’t see colour.
Me: I know. You can’t.
Becca: Everything was black so I was like, she’s either really goth or it’s a divorce party.
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