Doorsa: What is Ava’s biggest fear?
Sara: Rejection.
Anasheh: Moth.
Me: I got randomly selected.
Sanila: Me too.
Me: Andy too.
Sanila: I don’t know if this is random anymore.
Me: Guys, why are we fighting for a game we don’t believe in?
Chichi: Irisa, why are you like this?
Kendall: You and your Nova Scotian bullshit!!
Winnie: Oh wait, can I start first? I’m an immigrant.
Jess: That guy needs lane assist.
Winston: He doesn’t need lane assist, he just needs two eyes that work.
(Cruel Summer begins playing on radio)
Anthony Sr.: Anyway…
(Turns up volume)
Anthony Sr.: Let’s enjoy this.
Me: They’re calling him the Diddler.
Becca: Isn’t that the name of an actual villain?
Andy: That’s the Riddler.
Me: It was a thought exercise in, “If i were to even have a kid, would I get along with them?”
Dustin: Literally a fuck around and find out situation.
Me: Do you want me to host a Bachelorette dating thing for you?
Becca: First of all, do you even know any men? Like straight men?
Me: How dare you.
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