Me: You can’t stop me!!!!!
Sinyi: I’m not going to.
Enya: Does anyone want to maybe get dinner/drinks with me tonight?
Me: Omg girl, I’m down for Wednesday/Thursday if you are!
Lauren: In for Thursday.
Amy: Prollllly gonna come just to throw eggs at you guys (some will be hard boiled and some will be raw just to keep it exciting.) Also D for Thursday coming to the area anyways
Me: I’m thankful for you.
Ivy: THANKS!! I’m thankful for me too!!!!
Callie: Cleo is the best candidate to harass because she’s so rude, so she deserves it.
Me: I’ve been sick since Thanksgiving.
Kristina: It’s good that you’re going to school though, you can cough on everyone. If you spread it to three people, it’ll go away. I swear.
Me: Daaaaad… (holds him, makes a sad noise)
Dad: (in Chinese) Wtf man, you’re twenty-something, get it together.
Fabienne: Trip was so good. Jenny threw her neck from dancing so hard the first night.
Ava: PUT THAT POSITIVE ENERGY OUT THERE AND IT’S GONNA COME RIGHT BACK AT YOU
(Amy sends a dick pic)
Me: It isn’t even the kind I like, omg Amy, how could you?
Emily: What is happening?
Lauren: Kay fine, but why do I need to see his taint?
Amy: Hahahahaha, you added Amy to this convo, that’s what’s happening.
Amy: Silly gooses.
Dustin: Overheard at work: “Noo, it’s more like slash the throat and let the blood flow out.”
My Friends Say Things 