Sinyi: She’s so tall. She’s like a linguine.
Me: I showered for you guys.
Steph: Why? You’re just gonna get smelly again.
Becca: There’s an epilepsy warning!!
Me: Let’s play!!
Becca: OKAY!
Ivy: I don’t get sick. I’m vegan.
Me: My chair almost rolled away as I was trying to sit in it.
Kristina: I would have laughed at you.
Me: I wouldn’t blame you.
Kristina: I just can’t, I’m not good at compassion.
Mojan: I like that you can scroll through your camera roll and not be afraid to see your ******** because I can’t.
Timmy: Wait so what is this about exfoliating? Do I not just grab a body shaver and just shave it off?
Me: I saw a taco costume.
Daryl: Going barhopping. Needs to be lightweight. And I ain’t a vagina.
Callie: What are you doing?
Me: I’m scootching over!
Callie: It looks like you’re doing body rolls against the table.
Sanila: Millenial insight is a beautiful thing.
Ava: I don’t know, I could do without the influencers.
My Friends Say Things 