Kaili: Could you imagine the person that invented Post-It notes? Rolling around, making that paper?
(FRIENDS theme song plays)
Chris: Did I mention I can play this song on the tuba?
Me: Yes, extensively.
Isaac: I love my cousin but this man wants his room to look like it’s straight out of an Ikea magazine.
Josh: Is this guy bald? He sounds bald.
Dustin: His personality is bald.
Me: DAYUM HUNNAY, YOU GOOD.
Kaili: Paralegal. Teaches you to make anything relevant.
Kaili: I hope your tummy feels better.
Me: (continues eating sandwich) Thanks!!
Chris: I like your eyeshadow. You look like a sexy raccoon.
Me: (deep sigh) What will happen to me?
Sabrina: You’ll be fine. Eat your burger.
Me: (laughs)
Fabienne: Ew, you’re making a really weird sound. Stop.
Dustin: Would you be open to the idea of catfishing desperate tech boys for crypto and flipping the money right after you pocket it?
Dustin: Because not gonna lie. One of the more plausible money schemes.
My Friends Say Things 