Iris: You know a hair stylist fucked up when they offer to curl your hair. Remember when I had a bob? She offered to curl my hair and I said, “What is there left to curl?”
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Fabienne: I mean, he looked great. I was almost straight for an hour.
Kaili: He said my soup looked like instant noodles and there weren’t even noodles.
Maggie: He told me I look like a cruise ship director.
Yvonne: I actually have no interest in marriage. I say this as I officiated a wedding two weeks ago.
Ava: Today, I’m trying a new men’s deodorant. I’ll keep you posted on thoughts, experience and overall recommendation.
Stan: Better safe than fired.
Don: It’s 2019, I identify as a chair.
Jess: Yo, so when we were in Halong Bay, we turned on the AC and it smelled like shit.
Jess: (leans in close to my face) PURE. SHIT.
Rui: With the amount of money they spent on their cars, they could’ve spent it on their face.
Dustin: I had Philip over for three days. Literally cannot be worse.
Dustin: Philip farted for five long seconds, walking past a bunch of randoms in front of a bar on our walk home. With me next to him. It literally cannot be worse.
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