Val: I was gonna say that I’m not THAT bad at captions, then I see that I wrote, “you know what’s poppin’? POPPINS!” (buries face in hands)
Author Archives: Irisa
Ray: Happy Friday! I’m almost at 70K unread emails.
Me: (offers solution)
Sai: No.
Me: Okay then. I will just offer a supportive ear as you continue to complain.
Sai: Thank you, that is all I ask.
Me: Do you ever want to just crawl back into bed and cuddle with your sheets?
Razi: DUH.
Me: But see, here’s the thing. I think the answer will reveal itself in due time.
Daryl: (stares)
Daryl: What the fuck does that mean?
Ally: Maybe I’m just too much of a skeptic.
Me: But you read tarot cards!!
Ally: I know.
Andy: Can you be my stock photo momager? Like Kris Jenner?
Me: Yes.
Don: And I was like, what did you forget at my house? And he was like, this. And then he kissed me.
(Teaching Deshi to twerk)
Val: Stick your tongue out, it helps.
Me: Well, Razi. If I was a bettin’ lady, I would say it looks like we are headed for a Conservative majority government. What are your thoughts?
Razi:
Razi: Yes. Yes.
