Kanu: I saw Deshi in the kitchen and was like, “is that Yung Desh in the flesh?” And then when she came back to her desk, she looked and me said, “yes, it’s Flesh ‘n Desh.”
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: Imagine I actually start telling people that and they think I’m special.
Christine: I think the problem is that you don’t think you’re special.
Norman: (sending e-transfer) Why don’t you have auto-deposit set up?
Norman: The answer is “justinbieber”.
Dustin: I am about the quesadilla life now. It’s like the low fat ice cream of Mexican food.
Me: He’s saying, “Mustard on the beat, hoe.”
Sai: Ohhhh, yeah I had no idea what he was saying.
Me: Yeah, he doesn’t enunciate.
Me: Hey, can I tell you a secret?
Ray: No.
Ray: You’re going to burp in my ear, aren’t you?
Me: What if I die on the hike?
Ivy: (shrugs) can I have your stuff?
Razi: So while I have you guys here, I want to tell you guys about this idea Stan and I have. We’re going to have an egg stand.
Me and Val: (uncontrollable laughter)
Sai: I want to laugh, but I can’t.
Razi: And we’ll be in the financial district in the morning, a dollar an egg, that’s all we’ll do. We’ll be called Cracked.
Val: No.
Razi: And you know how people have hot dog stands? We’ll be in an eggshell.
Deshi: (lifts sunglasses) Whoa, I turned off night mode.
Kanu: I was gonna call you, but almost called you Vanessa.
Me: Do I look like a Vanessa?
Kanu: You could pass for a Vanessa Nguyen.
Me: That’s really oddly specific.
