Kanu: My roommate’s weird too. She’s this 55-year-old woman and I don’t know… She, like, says things.
Sai: Can you not talk shit about your mom?
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Me: It’s okay, it’s not forever.
Ally: Nothing is.
Me: Okay, is there anyone that ISN’T drinking?
Val: (audibly) Pppfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt.
Livie: DON’T TAKE A PICTURE OF ME! (poses)
Ivy: (sobs) Sorry, I just bought this onion and it’s from Farm Boy so it’s really fresh.
(sees disturbing image on internet)
Sinyi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sinyi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sinyi: (offers) Want a candy?
Me: Yeah.
Winston: Today, a girl didn’t wear deodorant and I pretended not to understand something so I could draw on the whiteboard and sit in a different seat.
Brian: Three months is not a long time for a relationship.
Kanu: Deshi’s had tea on her desk longer than that.
Rui: Oh good, the wind is blowing backwards, I can fart.
Me: Should I get the cakes?
Kevin: (writes down order for cakes)
Me: Hehehe.
Kevin: Hehehe.
Me: Hehehe.
Kevin: Hehehe.
My Friends Say Things 