Val: And I heard him fumble down the stairs and then whisper under his breath, “silly boy.”
Val: I love how he’s gang gang by day, but silly boy by night.
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Rui: How harsh are we to ourselves to think that the worst thing to happen in a relationship is our potential partner seeing us in a bad light?
Becca: Honestly, life is just about finding people who you wanna yell, “pizza’s here” to.
Me: A bird flew into the back of my head this morning. I thought someone threw a rock at me, but there was no one there.
Kanu: (takes and holds my hand) I worry about you sometimes. I really worry.
Justin: Yeah, my mom told me to get a perm.
Me: Why?
Justin: She was like, “Your hair needs some Korean in it.”
Me: I’m becoming YOU!
Mom: (nods solemnly)
Ally: I got mansplained to.
Me: Is it by—
Ally: No, he’s too dumb to mansplain anything.
Cindy: He’s the only guy that doesn’t get on my nerves.
Tina: Is he gay?
Val: When did I give you the impression that I didn’t like her?
Sai: When you said you didn’t like her.
Mojan: Did he raise his voice slightly when speaking to customer service? That turns me on.
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