Kimmy: One time, a TV fell on my sister and I did nothing.
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Razi: I don’t think that’s okay.
Me: I don’t think YOU’RE okay.
Me: Hehehe.
Sai: Hehehe.
Kimmy: Hehehe.
Me: Got ’em.
Ryan: (shows me an ad on consent at Oktoberfest) We saw this and thought of you.
Jenn: It says, “Only Ja Means Ja!”
Stan: (climbs up to a high place)
Me: Stan! No, we can’t lose you!
Joseph: No one said that when I climbed up!!
All: (silence)
Ashley: I’ve never met him before. If I don’t text you by midnight, I’m murdered.
Dad: What are those chickpeas like? Are they soft?
Me: They’re kinda firm but soft on the inside. Here, try one.
Dad: No! I don’t like them.
Me: What, why?
Dad: Because they’re ugly.
Jess: He has Instagram but hasn’t posted in three years.
Winston: I follow The Rock and that’s it.
Rickey: I was SO excited when the Raptors won! I only bandwagon-ed but I was still SO excited.
Me: I don’t regret it. I just didn’t get the outcome I wanted. That’s all. It’s no one’s fault.
Ivy: It was a beautiful thing to be hopeful about.
Becca: Look at that corgi. It’s like twerking as it’s walking.
