Me: Guys, I think I’m getting sick.
Kimmy: Oh no, it’s just the placebo effect. It’s in your head. If you think you’re not, your cells are gonna be like, oh you right.
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Kevin: How many people have sacrificed their lives, finding out which fungi are edible and which ones are not?
Stan: I don’t know if they were doing drugs, they were just chilling in the bathroom like lost sheep.
Me: What am I doing with my life?
Ray: I ask myself that four to five times a day.
Sean: What are you giving up on? If you say life, I will slap you.
Me: And what did you do?
Dad: Oh, I chilled for two or three hours. Then I replied to reject him.
Val: Look at him, he has thick-ass knees.
Brian: What is Razi short for?
Razi:
Brian: Razeen?
Razi:
Me: Razzmatazz.
Razi: Yes, that’s it.
Joseph: If we average out your weeping and my non-weeping, we end up with two normal people kind of crying.
Calvin: I used to have tortillas on hand all the time so I could make emergency tacos.
