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Author Archives: Irisa
Me: We’re …poor.
Val: So poor.
Sai: Poor, so poor.
Cindy: I can’t even remember his first name, what makes you think I remember his last name?
Cole: Vote hard. Get everyone you know to vote. Explain to any weird conservative friends you have that this is not about “but Justin this” or “uggghh but muh carbon tax and muh truck nuts and mah buckabeer,” it’s about human rights.
Val: I was gonna say that I’m not THAT bad at captions, then I see that I wrote, “you know what’s poppin’? POPPINS!” (buries face in hands)
Ray: Happy Friday! I’m almost at 70K unread emails.
Me: (offers solution)
Sai: No.
Me: Okay then. I will just offer a supportive ear as you continue to complain.
Sai: Thank you, that is all I ask.
Me: Do you ever want to just crawl back into bed and cuddle with your sheets?
Razi: DUH.
Me: But see, here’s the thing. I think the answer will reveal itself in due time.
Daryl: (stares)
Daryl: What the fuck does that mean?
Ally: Maybe I’m just too much of a skeptic.
Me: But you read tarot cards!!
Ally: I know.
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