Mike: Yo, the darkness is scary.
Sai: You work in the darkness.
Me: I was born in the darkness.
Mike: Okay, shut up, Bane.
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: I love bread.
Sophia: And bread loves YOU, baby! And don’t you ever forget it.
Dustin: I got an electric scooter, thereby completing my transformation as a tech bro.
Me: (quacks)
Sai: Yes.
Mojan: If the next video isn’t you entering a ring and body-slamming someone, I don’t want it.
Mike: I’m going out, do you guys want anything?
Me: Can you find my dignity?
Mike: First of all, you lost that yourself, you gotta find it yourself.
Ivy: I haven’t seen any Norwegian under 5’9″. I’m so shook.
Razi: Guys, imagine if we could make eggs.
Me and Deshi: WE DO.
Gari: Dude, cook for me. Please.
Me: Maybe.
Gari: You rude af.
Ava: Cake crumbs on lips. Look of the day.
