Me: Things have been complicated since then.
Quyen: When is it not?
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Ally: Why would they do that to themselves? No one is too good for free food.
Me: Then we’ll nap.
Vishakha: First, McDonalds, then nap. Priorities.
Mojan: We got this.
Mojan: We cry, we have multiple quarter life crises, we move on and we look cute.
Me: And we charge forward.
Girl: What happened?
Jenny: I danced too hard and I couldn’t move my neck the next day.
Me: (dances and hurts neck)
Fabienne: You’re not Jenny Yang.
Kimmy: Are you just running off with that?
Mike: So what? I do what I want. I want what I do.
Val: She’s genuinely bad at peeling eggs because she doesn’t give a shit.
Bessie: She’s doing her Masters in this fish called a chubsucker.
Junior: Why can’t we steal?
Me: Because that’s not what Christmas is about!
