Sinyi: But I’m dealing with it!
Sinyi: (stands up) By making it other people’s problem, not mine!
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Sabrina: That dog’s got a mohawk. I’m following him.
Me: (whispers to Sinyi) Let’s run away.
Sean: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Me: I almost cried. I wanted to, but I couldn’t.
Fabienne: You’re like constipated, but with crying.
Me: Guys, I think I’m getting sick.
Kimmy: Oh no, it’s just the placebo effect. It’s in your head. If you think you’re not, your cells are gonna be like, oh you right.
Kevin: How many people have sacrificed their lives, finding out which fungi are edible and which ones are not?
Stan: I don’t know if they were doing drugs, they were just chilling in the bathroom like lost sheep.
Me: What am I doing with my life?
Ray: I ask myself that four to five times a day.
Sean: What are you giving up on? If you say life, I will slap you.
Me: And what did you do?
Dad: Oh, I chilled for two or three hours. Then I replied to reject him.
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