Author Archives: Irisa

Me: What am I doing with my life?

Ray: I ask myself that four to five times a day.

Sean: What are you giving up on? If you say life, I will slap you.

Me: And what did you do?

Dad: Oh, I chilled for two or three hours. Then I replied to reject him.

Val: Look at him, he has thick-ass knees.

Brian: What is Razi short for?

Razi:

Brian: Razeen?

Razi:

Me: Razzmatazz.

Razi: Yes, that’s it.

Joseph: If we average out your weeping and my non-weeping, we end up with two normal people kind of crying.

Calvin: I used to have tortillas on hand all the time so I could make emergency tacos.

Kimmy: One time, a TV fell on my sister and I did nothing.

Razi: I don’t think that’s okay.

Me: I don’t think YOU’RE okay.

Me: Hehehe.

Sai: Hehehe.

Kimmy: Hehehe.

Me: Got ’em.

Ryan: (shows me an ad on consent at Oktoberfest) We saw this and thought of you.

Jenn: It says, “Only Ja Means Ja!”