Val: Don’t commit federal fraud! Oh my god, what’s wrong with you?
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Mojan: (sees my Instagram Story) This looks like an ad for lupus medication.
Fabienne: The fun times are over.
Me: No, no, no. No no no no no no.
Fabienne: No? Okay.
Sinyi: But I’m dealing with it!
Sinyi: (stands up) By making it other people’s problem, not mine!
Sabrina: That dog’s got a mohawk. I’m following him.
Me: (whispers to Sinyi) Let’s run away.
Sean: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Me: I almost cried. I wanted to, but I couldn’t.
Fabienne: You’re like constipated, but with crying.
Me: Guys, I think I’m getting sick.
Kimmy: Oh no, it’s just the placebo effect. It’s in your head. If you think you’re not, your cells are gonna be like, oh you right.
Kevin: How many people have sacrificed their lives, finding out which fungi are edible and which ones are not?
Stan: I don’t know if they were doing drugs, they were just chilling in the bathroom like lost sheep.
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