Andy: They do weird things.
Me: Like orgy weird?
Andy: One of the girls has a jar of her own tears.
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Mike: (giggles)
Val: …ew.
Homeless man: (yelling) YO, PITBULL’S SICK! He’s not dead!!!
Me: (stares at mustache)
Ray: My eyes are up here!
Val: (reading out loud) “…constant queefing.”
Me: That could be the name of our band.
Em: Making friends, having fun. I could get used to this.
Sinyi: No, no murder for me.
Stan: I already ate all these things. When I eat the toast, it’s going to fall on top of the food that’s already in my stomach and make a sandwich.
Kaili: Estonian caviar: potatoes!!
Andy: I’m like, a 6? Where 12 is blackout?
Me: Oh, so like 50% there.
Andy: I don’t think it’s linear.
Me: Ohhh……….
