Sinyi: No, no murder for me.
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Stan: I already ate all these things. When I eat the toast, it’s going to fall on top of the food that’s already in my stomach and make a sandwich.
Kaili: Estonian caviar: potatoes!!
Andy: I’m like, a 6? Where 12 is blackout?
Me: Oh, so like 50% there.
Andy: I don’t think it’s linear.
Me: Ohhh……….
Me: (turns to Mike) I bet she knows more Mandarin than you do.
Sai: (laughs in Chinese)
Don: But my mom is crazy and was like, “I’m going to buy three nail salons.” So that’s what she did. She bought three nail salons.
Dustin: The thing with open marriages is that when one person proposes it, the other person is never like, “That’s a great idea!”
Becca: There’s also some guy laughing to himself right beside me. I’m trying to avoid eye contact because I don’t want to get stabbed.
Daryl: You could have way worse problems.
Me: Yeah, like famine.
Daryl: That’s not where I was going but yeah sure, famine!
Quyen: And then he kissed me and it was all teeth and I was like, uuuhhhhhhhh……
