Mojan: And I just read my Sean Connery joke and I can’t stop laughing. My boss thinks I’m crying again. But I’m just laughing.
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Ivy: Dad logic: if the food has sand in it, I have no choice but to feed my children sand.
Val: WELL, NEVER-FUCKING-MIND!! HOW ‘BOUT THAT?!?!?
Me and Deshi: (unfazed, in unison) Okay.
Ava: I hope to one day answer the phone calls I pick up with, “talk to me.”
Mike: Yo, the darkness is scary.
Sai: You work in the darkness.
Me: I was born in the darkness.
Mike: Okay, shut up, Bane.
Me: I love bread.
Sophia: And bread loves YOU, baby! And don’t you ever forget it.
Dustin: I got an electric scooter, thereby completing my transformation as a tech bro.
Me: (quacks)
Sai: Yes.
Mojan: If the next video isn’t you entering a ring and body-slamming someone, I don’t want it.
Mike: I’m going out, do you guys want anything?
Me: Can you find my dignity?
Mike: First of all, you lost that yourself, you gotta find it yourself.
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