Becca: If you died, I don’t know what I’d do.
Me: I don’t know what I’d do either.
Becca: You’d be dead.
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Me: Like Kawhi?
Mike: Like Leonard?
Sai: What other Kawhi do you know?
Mike: I thought she was calling me cute in Japanese.
Christine: This person said they would give me maple syrup if I let them spend some time with my dog.
Me: You have a dog?
Christine: No.
Shonit: I’m sorry if I came off as creepy.
Me: You’re not creepy!
Shonit: I’m gay, so I’m not.
Razi: It’s okay, don’t worry about it.
Me: I’m worried about it.
Razi: No.
Mike: When you’re in New York, I gotta take you. It’s super shitty.
Becca: Yeah and you guys had to come save me because he was going to sing a song on his guitar.
Don: I have a date with the dance floor, so I can’t.
Me: Things have been complicated since then.
Quyen: When is it not?
Ally: Why would they do that to themselves? No one is too good for free food.
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