(On a video call)
Fabienne: Is that a filter? Please tell me that’s a filter. Or is that how you look now?
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Tina: OH GOD, I HATE NIPPLE RINGS! (buries face in hands)
Don: In the wise words of Judge Judy, “Beauty fades. Dumbness is forever.”
Me: See how smart your daughters are?
Mom: Obviously, you came from me.
Ava: I was thinking the second this is over, I’m never rejecting a date again.
Dustin: My bar for the moment is if nothing catches fire, you are thriving.
Sinyi: Yeah, Sean promised me we would tidy next weekend.
Sean: …..shit.
Me: How is she?
Justin: Lol she’s not liking this at all. Thought she would like WFH. But turns out she just hates working.
Dustin: Alcohol helps you survive hypothermia?? Is this a bad and potentially dangerous takeaway??
Me: (smiles)
Don: Jason’s hairstylist is nice.
Jason: I know, I know.
Don: IT’S ME.
My Friends Say Things 