Me: (bursts into uncontrollable laughter)
Christine: What happened?
Me: (continues laughing hysterically)
Christine: Are you okay? I’ll wait.
Author Archives: Irisa
Andy: If it wasn’t as loud somehow it’d probably be one of my favourite places.
Me: WHAT?
Andy: IF IT WASN’T AS LOUD SOMEHOW
Andy: IT’D PROBABLY BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PLACES
Me: YEAH, I LOVE THIS PLACE TOO!
Hani: When I really want to stump, I ask, “You mean my ethnic background? Or my cultural background? Because no no both.”
Sanila: Do you want to tell Irisa how your haircut came to be?
Dilsher: I fucked it up.
Dustin: If I knew someone giving birth, I think we could all agree: no Instagram Live right now.
Me: Oh my god.
Christine: Don’t do it!! And if you do, don’t get caught, motherfucker!!!
Deshi: I’m not basing this on fact, just on comedy specials.
Quyen: And I was like, those aren’t Yeezys. Those are just ripped clothes you’re wearing.
Tina: BC Centre for Disease Control is advising people to use glory holes to have sex. Also wear a mask.
Linda: Crazy times during COVID-19, my friend found love after three years of being a male gigolo.
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